Friday, May 22, 2009

Warning

Now that the warm weather is here there are a couple of things that you should remember.

1. If you are wearing sandals your toenails look prettier with a coat of nail polish.

2. When wearing shorts for the first time it is best not to scare the world with your ghostly white legs. Start out in the privacy of your own backyard.

3. Remember when working in the yard (or if you happen to be a construction worker and are working on a roof) it is best not to forget to put sunscreen on your ears. Burnt ears hurt.

4. If you are hiking watch for ticks (right kid?) and if you happen to sit down on the trail for a break watch out that you dont sit down on an ants nest. Trust me you will regret it.

5. Remember that sunscreen and bug repellent are your friends. If God wanted you to be red and itchy from bug bites he would have made you that way to begin with.

These are my warm weather suggestions. You can follow them or while taking a hike without your sunscreen you can take a break and sit down in the middle of an ants nest and end up with a sunburn and ant bites just dont come complaining to me.

2 comments:

Father John said...

Not sure how good I'll look with the nail polish, but will let you know what my "Lovely Wife" thinks.

ymp said...

I'm totally with you on the sunscreen point. However, my legs never (really) tan, so the world will simply have to deal.